May 2013
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
fancybidet:
When did self worth get reduced to desirability?
melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
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“I notice you, I want to say. Even when no one else does, I do. I will.”
– David Levithan, Every Day (via creatingaquietmind)
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
macaronis:
another daily struggle brought to you by google search engine
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
